ghettoinuyasha:

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset
me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

(via bandtreasure)

wholeheartedsuggestions:

i want to be your best friend and the love of your life and your adventure partner and your girl

(via self-idk-what)

adhdpeep:

hocus pocus i cant focus

(via nxturee)

thesokovianaccords:

here’s the thing about adulthood-

you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on

(via self-idk-what)